Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Rebecca Black.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Miscarriages.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

rocky is here again.......................

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Knock Knock The doors already open

feminine literature

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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