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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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