- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

once you go black your credit goes wack

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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