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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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