- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Im gay What about you

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Your so gay, that you like men!

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

non poop

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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