- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

there once was a black man who played basketball

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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