DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Poop...

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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