Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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