Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Bacon is delcious.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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