Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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