A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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