- Anti Joke

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

White men's rights

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Why can't jokes spit?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!