- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong