why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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I like poop in my butt

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Yo mama's fat.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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