John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

if you don't like this you're gay

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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