- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Who's the fastest kid in AA

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

whats up and also down? your mum

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Death by kayak

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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