- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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