What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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