727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

yes i can connor, this is brett.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

charlie sheen

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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