What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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I like the color potato.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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