- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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