- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

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