Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Asian women drivers...

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

wanna here a joke? you.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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