- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

What do you call your mom? Mom

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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