what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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pudding

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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UN

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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