Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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