- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

yes i can connor, this is brett.

I have read the terms and conditions

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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