- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Waseem is a hard worker.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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