Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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Where's the soap?

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Stephen Hawking

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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