- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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