- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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