- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

osama bin laden is dead

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Kefka > Sephiroth

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