What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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anti jokes are for fags

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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