What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Urban ghettos

Face...tastes like chicken!

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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