- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Your moms so old. She might die soon

whats up and also down? your mum

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Drew Knowles is gay

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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