- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Neither did she.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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