- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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