mmm i love marble bumhole

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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no.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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