Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

you will like this because i am black.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

White men's rights

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Why can't jokes spit?

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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