What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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9/11.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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