- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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