A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

I am dyslexic

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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