Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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