- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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