Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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well now

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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