What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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