- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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