How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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are u black unlucky

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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