- Anti Joke

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

sky's sty

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.