- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

if you don't like this you're gay

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

richard is fag

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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