- Anti Joke

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

All of these jokes are about white people

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

All of these jokes are about white people

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough