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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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