There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

angelosnyder is not gay

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

My love life

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What hurts like hell? HELL

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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