- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

PENIS lol

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

My mom

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

dallen loves penis

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

People with cancer.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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