- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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