Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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