- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

I put my baby in a microwave.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

A man walks into a bar

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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