- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

A seal walks into a club.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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