What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

A hill billy went fishing

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Go away still nothing to see

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

You know what's catchy? A cold

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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