The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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