- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Christianity.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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