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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

You know what's catchy? A cold

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Go away still nothing to see

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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