Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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