What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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