- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Your Mom The End.

non poop

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Homosexualism is so gay man

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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