- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Barack Obama plays basketball

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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