- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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