- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

non poop

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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