Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Once upon a time, The end.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

pee

Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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