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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Anti Joke

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