- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

My cat just died.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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