- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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