Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why can't jokes spit?

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

a. why? b. because

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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