- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Christ is a conspiracy

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Pickles are powerful

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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