- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

A midget walked under a bar.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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