What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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