- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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