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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Waseem is a hard worker.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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