Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Poop

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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