- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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