- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Chris Bosh's neck

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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