A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Im gay What about you

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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What's big and purple? Barney

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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knock knock come in !

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