Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

if you don't like this you're gay

richard is fag

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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