what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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Rebecca Black

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I like the color potato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Bitch

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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