- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

I once did something.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why can't jokes spit?

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

White men's rights

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

you will like this because i am black.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Ain't idn't a word.

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