- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Dance is a sport

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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