- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why can't february march Because april may

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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