Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

sky's sty

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Women's rights.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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