It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Ain't idn't a word.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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