What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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aodhan hearty

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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