y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

I'd like to make a withdraw

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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