- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Female rights.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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