- Anti Joke

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

whats worse than gill? nothing

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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