- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Roses are red.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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