- Anti Joke

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

poop.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.