Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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