- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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