- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Abortion.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

whats worse than gill? nothing

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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