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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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