"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Balls

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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