- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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