when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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