- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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