Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Actually it was me Josh brown

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Major League Soccer

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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