A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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i just wrote this so hard

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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