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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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