- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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