- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Turkeys are obese

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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