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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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