What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Emily Walker.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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