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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.