Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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