- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Homonyms should be band.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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