- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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